Saturday, July 7, 2007

Commercial Review: Truth Found

This just in! According to a recently discovered memo from a big tobacco company, tobacco companies chose to uphold their legal obligation to stockholders to keep profits up by not itnentionally sabotaging themselves. Now can anyone tell us why this commercial isn't stupid?

In other news, if you don't drive a Scion, you are a boring sheep person. If you do drive a Scion you are a hideous demon-spawned murderous abomination unto the eyes of the lord. I think the new "Little Deviants" commercials are supposed to be a wacky and humorous jest at how they're shaking up the auto industry. Sorry, guys, but you went a little too far into creepy and lost your message.

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