In case you're wondering, the reason I haven't posted lately is because I have a brand new baby nephew. His name is Matthew Logan, he weighs eight pounds and one ounce, and he was born on August 6th. He sleeps a lot and scrunches up his face sometimes. I give him a 4 out of 5.
Annotation from The Future:
My (now ex-)sister-in-law was a bitch. That's all I have to say about that.